Man O Man

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
 
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
 
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat
 
Man O Man !  never fails to deceive thyself !
 
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
 
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
 
When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.
 
Man, O Man!  never can tell the simple truth !
 
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;
 
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!