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Showing posts with label JOKES IN ENGLISH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES IN ENGLISH. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

An Absolutely Brilliant Story



A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, BOOM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, BOOM- she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like to have a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


படித்து வெறும் தமாசாக எடுத்து கொண்டோர்
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

சிரிங்க சிரிங்க சிரிச்சுகிட்டே இருங்க

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon..and suddenly I thought..where the fu*k is my roof? 
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An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast?


The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass! 
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A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition?

He got atack aftr wat he heard..

"7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck." 

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If you touch a refrigerator what it will think?

"'Cool"' inside ""fool"" "'outside"'
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u. 


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Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep?
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Ans: College Lecturer. 

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GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere so I created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!!! 


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Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill 

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Just imagine world with out girls?
Park empty
theaters silent
police at rest
all mobile compny loss
no sms
all boys getting rank.

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An Elephant says lookin at a sexy female elephant passing by:

Wow 3600-2400-3600 ;-)


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Height of Courage-
A Senior student during ragging says
"on ur marriage Ill kiss ur wife"
Junior: Ok fine im going 2 marry ur Sister..! 


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2 lovers plan suicide..Boy jumped 1st,Girl closed her eyes&return back saying:"LOVE IS BLIND.."
Boy in air opened his parachute saying:"LOVE NEVER DIES" 

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One day,
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants

then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..! 

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Mr X  got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in new style "You will sleep with a manager today." Wife fell unconscious. 

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An Excellent RoAd sentence Written In National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God" 

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பார்த்து அதிகமா யோசிக்கதிங்க.....சிரிப்பதற்கு மட்டும்

படித்து சிரி சிரின்னு சிரித்தவர்கள்
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Monday, November 2, 2009

நல்ல படிங்க வாய்விட்டு சத்தமா சிரிங்க

FAMILY JOKES

Technology's Impact:
Dad emails:
"Dear son,
How hav u been?
Ur mom & I are fine & we miss u a lot..
Plz Turnoff ur PC & come downstairs for dinner..:-)

Parents to a College Watchmen:
Is this college good?
Watchman:
Probably the best.. I did my Engineering here & got
immediate placement..!

What is difference between-
1. Boyfrend,
2. Lover,
3. Husband
4. EX boyfrend.
simple..yaar
1. prepaid,
2. postpaid,
3. Lifetime,
4. Coin box.!.

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y?
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face this i can face anything.

Wife was teaching eng grammer 2 her husband. WIFE:I M BEAUTIFUL. Which tense is this. HUSBAND; PAST TENSE ;-)

A man kills DEER & cooks it & doesnt tell his kids wat it is. He gives a Clue"its What ur Mom calls me(dear)".Son screams:"Don’t eat anybody, it’s DOG!

Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest..
Husband:A Gentle Push..

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Dad: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks.
Son: No dad, I will get 100% this time.
Dad: Why are u making a joke?
Son: Rascal,Who started first?

Husband went to abroad for 15 days.
Wife: darling its 15 days now. When will u come back? I am half-dead.
Husband: "half-dead"! Ok then i will come after 15 days.

A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition?
He got atack aftr wat he heard..
"7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck."

Silk is not only used to make sarees. It is used for making Parachutes and Surgical stitches.

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