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FAMILY JOKES

Technology's Impact:

Dad emails:

"Dear son,

How hav u been?

Ur mom & I are fine & we miss u a lot..

Plz Turnoff ur PC & come downstairs for dinner..:-)

Parents to a College Watchmen:

Is this college good?

Watchman:

Probably the best.. I did my Engineering here & got

immediate placement..!

What is difference between-

1. Boyfrend,

2. Lover,

3. Husband

4. EX boyfrend.

simple..yaar

1. prepaid,

2. postpaid,

3. Lifetime,

4. Coin box.!.

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,

u know y?

Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,

if i can face this i can face anything.

Wife was teaching eng grammer 2 her husband. WIFE:I M BEAUTIFUL. Which tense is this. HUSBAND; PAST TENSE ;-)

A man kills DEER & cooks it & doesnt tell his kids wat it is. He gives a Clue"its What ur Mom calls me(dear)".Son screams:"Don’t eat anybody, it’s DOG!

Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest..

Husband:A Gentle Push..

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

Dad: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks.

Son: No dad, I will get 100% this time.

Dad: Why are u making a joke?

Son: Rascal,Who started first?

Husband went to abroad for 15 days.

Wife: darling its 15 days now. When will u come back? I am half-dead.

Husband: "half-dead"! Ok then i will come after 15 days.

A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..

He askd wat is d condition?

He got atack aftr wat he heard..

"7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck."

Silk is not only used to make sarees. It is used for making Parachutes and Surgical stitches.

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