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An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast?
The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!
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A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition?
He got atack aftr wat he heard..
"7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck."
He askd wat is d condition?
He got atack aftr wat he heard..
"7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck."
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"'Cool"' inside ""fool"" "'outside"'
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
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Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep?.
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Ans: College Lecturer.
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GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere so I created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!!!
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Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill
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Just imagine world with out girls?
Park empty
theaters silent
police at rest
all mobile compny loss
no sms
all boys getting rank.
Park empty
theaters silent
police at rest
all mobile compny loss
no sms
all boys getting rank.
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An Elephant says lookin at a sexy female elephant passing by:Wow 3600-2400-3600 ;-)
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Height of Courage-A Senior student during ragging says
"on ur marriage Ill kiss ur wife"
Junior: Ok fine im going 2 marry ur Sister..!
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2 lovers plan suicide..Boy jumped 1st,Girl closed her eyes&return back saying:"LOVE IS BLIND.."
Boy in air opened his parachute saying:"LOVE NEVER DIES"
Boy in air opened his parachute saying:"LOVE NEVER DIES"
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One day,
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
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Mr X got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in new style "You will sleep with a manager today." Wife fell unconscious.
He went home and told his wife in new style "You will sleep with a manager today." Wife fell unconscious.
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An Excellent RoAd sentence Written In National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God"
"Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God"
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பார்த்து அதிகமா யோசிக்கதிங்க.....சிரிப்பதற்கு மட்டும்
